“It never ends, does it, when one begins to unravel evil.” — Barnabas Collins, Dark Shadows
That’s more or less my July in a nutshell.
The unraveling of evil consisted of:
- Removing Norton Internet Security 2006 from my Compy. The worst version of Norton ever invented! Not only did I have repeated 10,5 errors with that s.o.b (their fix had about the same result as manually turning off my computer–in other words, it kept happening anyway); but for the past few months, when I got on the internet, I had to wait up to 45 minutes for Compy to quit buzzing before I could do anything. Plus, it took over the Recycle Bin. What a stupid idea.
- Installing Norton 360 Version 2. So far, not as bad as “NIS2006,” but stupid in its own right. It won’t let Firefox keep my login info. I could use Norton’s login thing, but it annoys me. I can’t explain it. I just liked the option to stay logged in to certain sites, but Norton won’t allow that. #@$%!
Honestly, I liked Norton a lot better when it was a simple anti-virus program.
- Editing book one of Wilder Side. My gosh, it’s been a year since I’ve looked at it, and I’m shocked by the horrendous shape it was in! Ewww! How could I have thought that version was ready for Carla’s eyes? Hopefully, she never had the chance last year to look at it too closely. Her eyes would have detached. I’m surprised my eyes are still attached.
And I’m not just talking the changes I had to make because of the info that came out in book two. My writing style is just…awful, most of the bleeding time, to be honest. I hate the way I word things. What’s the matter with me? Once in a great while I will get a sentence right, but 98% of the time it is off-off-off. Eww.
Self-depreciation aside, I managed to get through it once (and, ironically, chapter four gave me a lot of trouble, just like book two’s chapter four! But so did chapter sixteen, I think). Book one was in such a mess, I decided it needed another go-through, and it’s much better this time around. At least, that’s what I think now. When I look at it again next year, I’ll have another conniption fit.
And I said self-depreciation was over. Ha! It’s never over. Anyway, I’m sending chapters to Carla, two at a time, as I do this read through, to save time. I’ve sent her the first eight chapters by now. I should be starting chapter nine today, but I doubt I will. I have to rewrite a scene, and I think I’m feeling too lazy for that today. But I’m actually proud of the way I haven’t been procrastinating…much.
Then on to book two! Which actually shouldn’t be considered among the evil outlined in this blog post, because I like book two. Or I did, the last time I looked at it. Heeee!
More evil:
- All of this work on book one of Wilder Side has kept me away from working on my Finding Faith series. I’ve had to put my rewrite of Planning it Right on hold. I so wanted to get around to FF this year. I miss those characters!
- Lost Boys 2 goes straight to DVD this month, and since they axed Jamison from it, I feel thoroughly excused from watching it. To me, the original Lost Boys, and the Frog Brothers, are shrines, and should not be soiled.
- My poor little African Dwarf Frog, Murphy, escaped his aquarium last week. Yikes! This is the first time that has happened. I looked at the table his aquarium sits on, and there he was, lying beside his aquarium! He looked so pitiful, just laying there on his back, completely motionless. Poor little guy! After the initial what-am-I-going-to-do panic, my brain kicked in and I got a paper towel (I don’t have a fish net, because I haven’t needed one). I wet it with water from his aquarium, then I picked him up and put him back in. Part of me was afraid I’d squish him or break one of his limbs, but another part was trying to be calm, because these are very tough guys. I was also afraid he would try to wriggle away from me, but he stayed still, which made me think he might be dead. The minute he was in the water, however, he started swimming erratically, through his plants and down to the bottom. He slumped with his back against the aquarium wall for about fifteen minutes, just recovering. Half an hour later, he was back to swimming and standing/posing on his hind legs like always. Two hours later, he was nipping at me, thinking I was feeding him.
So, at least he’s okay. He couldn’t have been out of the water for long, because he looked very wet and shiny. Poor guy. That was weird. He’s never so much as attempted to escape the aquarium in the six years I’ve had him. I guess I filled it too close to the top that day–something in me was trying to warn me, too, but I didn’t listen. I have since bought a mesh top for the aquarium! He has his glass top, but I’ve always left the lid off during the summer, because it gets too hot otherwise. Poor Murphy. I wonder if he can think, and if he thought he was going to die?
- Compy (aka my computer) has just been given the Butt-and-a-Half award. Enough said.
And now for the good of July:
+ At least it hasn’t been as monstrously hot as last year’s July. We’ve only had a couple or three days 100+, as opposed to last year, when we had 17 days. Duuuuuuude. The next several days, however, look to be aiming high. Oh, dread. I hate summer.
And I’m aware there are hotter places. Shut up. If I lived there, I’d be dead. I start to become heat intolerant at 70 degrees. I kid you not.
+ My cousin and I went to see The Police on Saturday, the 19th. In short, it was awesome.
Elvis Costello opened for them. I personally have never been fond of his music, but he seemed like a decent person.
Oh, during his segment, some idiot was yelling into his cell phone, “I can’t —-ing hear you!”
Gee, I wonder why, stupid? Why on earth would anyone try to talk on a cell phone at a concert? The volume aside, you’re there to see the show, not chat on your phone. Geez.
I liked the old days better, when people used polite language in public.
But it was a kick to see The Police in person, even if they were only two inches tall. Fortunately, the venue had a big screen thingeybob. It was an outdoor venue, and Michelle and I got to sit on the lawn the whole time. I thought it was going to be hot, but there was a very pleasant breeze.
Here’s what they played:
* Next To You
* So Lonely
* Roxanne
* Hole in My Life
* Can’t Stand Losing You/Regatta De Blanc
* Message in a Bottle
* Walking on the Moon
* Don’t Stand So Close to Me
* Driven to Tears
* When the World is Running Down, You Make the Best of What’s Still Around
* Voices Inside My Head
* De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
* Every Little Thing She Does is Magic
* Invisible Sun
* Demolition Man
* Every Breath You Take
* King of Pain
* Wrapped Around Your Finger
Though not in that order. I went through my CD’s chronologically, and wrote down what they played. The only concert I’ve ever been able to remember the exact order the songs were played in was INXS in 1997, and I have no idea how I managed that! I do remember that “Message in a Bottle” was first, however.
The highlight of the evening for me was when they turned “Can’t Stand Losing You” into “Regatta De Blanc,” and then back. That was awesome. I didn’t think there was a hope in the world that they’d play “Regatta.”
Songs I wish they would have played:
* Deathwish
* Synchronicity I and/or II
* It’s All Right For You
* Spirits in the Material World
* Bombs Away
* Secret Journey
I know, I know, they can’t play everything.
Songs I’m kind of glad they didn’t play, because I would have jived my brains out and made an utter fool of myself (I already couldn’t sit still through what they did play!):
* No Time This Time
* Canary in a Coalmine
* Rehumanize Yourself
My inner Flip was giddy. If you remember from The Frog Chronicles, Flip is a big Sting/Police fan. Heeee!
V. glad I went! Who would have ever thought The Police would tour again?
+ Now I can’t stop listening to The Police! My favorite albums (yeah, I’m old school, I say albums) are Regatta De Blanc and Ghost in the Machine.
+ I’ve done some portraits of the girls from my Finding Faith series, just like the ones I recently posted of the Wilder Side women. Their Victoria 4 versions. A DAZ brokered artist made a Japanese morph for V4, and I used it to make Lisa. Wonderful! She turned out sooooo cute! I love Victoria 4. I can’t possibly say that enough.
I’ll be posting the portraits soon.
+ I have to laugh at myself for saying I was obsessed with avocados for having just one a week. I’m now up to four.
Okay, I guess that’s all for this post. I think the length thereof has made up for the fact that I almost missed posting for July!